ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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