Got a toothbrush?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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