I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he fucked my hip out of place.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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