Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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