She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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