I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just found puke in my bra..
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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