Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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