ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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