Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he puts the penis in happiness.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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