...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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