Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
