Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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