Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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