whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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