we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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