Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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