Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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