As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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