508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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