what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
found the other keg... it's in the tree
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Randomize
