My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
You know, be my cock's hype man.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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