I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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