was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
my poor anus
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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