If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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