Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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