god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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