...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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