she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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