You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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