we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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