after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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