i jhust puked up my retainher.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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