I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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