chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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