My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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