After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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