we're chasing vodka with high fives
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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