do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Rumble strips road head = magical
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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