Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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