Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Shame is for Republicans.
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