Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
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