adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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