Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
COCAINE IS GR8
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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