I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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