the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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