i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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