i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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