dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
People with herpes should wear stickers.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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