Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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