he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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