Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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