Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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