Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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