Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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